We have recently discovered that our beloved president's motivational circuits have been the subject of a prolonged cyber attack. This has led to a significant interruption to our suite of online services. Please be advised that this has in no way affected the security of any personal data held by the company on your behalf. Your privacy and online security remains our highest priority. However, there has been an irreversible stoppage in production of Dubblejay Press's flagship title - Joe's Heebie Jeebies.
Despite weeks of effort by teams of dedicated engineers, it is our sad duty to report that it will no longer be possible to bring you the exploits of that lovable washout, Joe, and his rambunctious headache, Hugo (middle name Bernadette). El Presidente's motivational circuits have been reconnected to his creativity processor but all attempts to restore the system to its pre-attack condition have failed and so all further Joe's Heebie Jeebies activity has ceased.
Further developments will be reported when firmer details are known.
That's all for now. Thank you for your patience at this difficult time.
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